There is blood in all the things I say.

my brother told me he’s disowning me for my secret Ovechkin crush.

Bloody lips
+ Charlie Brown Christmas
+ FINALS ARE OVER. (88% FTW)
= ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!! PARTY YEAH!

some friends become enemies, some friends become your family. make the best with what you’re given. this ain’t dyin’ this is livin’!!!

i want this cat for christmas.

(via nightwarrior)

i have a 20 year old snuffy stuffed animal i STILL sleep with

Stuff Pittsburghers Like: #7 Playoff Beards (via acewepeel)

bittenbysharks:

omg-olivia:

beneathmybones:

wearebreathing:

sweetxblasphemy:

brittanycakes:

No offense or anything

So in easier to understand terms:
Alabama- hick
Alaska- love
Arizona- death
Arkansas- hick
California- porn
Colorado- hick
Connecticut- snob
Delaware- snob
District of Columbia- snob
Florida- oranges
Georgia- girl scouts
Hawaii- hula
Idaho- hoes
Illinois- hicks
Indiana- hicks
Iowa- hicks
Kansas- the wizard of oz
Kentucky- hick
Louisiana- hick
Maine- snob
Maryland- snob
Massachusetts- snob
Michigan LP- love
Michigan UP- trees
Minnesota- hicks
Mississippi- hicks
Missouri- lame
Montana- hick
Nebraska- hick
Nevada- criss angel
New Hampshire- snob
New Jersey- snob
New Mexico- dirty
New York- snob
North Carolina- hick
North Dakota- hick
Ohio- cool
Oklahoma- hick
Oregon- boats
Pennsylvania- snobs
Rhode Island- snobs
South Carolina- hicks
South Dakota- hicks:
Tennessee-hicks
Texas-hicks
Utah-hicks
Vermont-hicks
Virginia-fuck you
Washington- icarly
West Virginia- fuck you
Wisconsin- boring
Wyoming- hicks

Hicks, really? You could have said Mormons or Polygamists, etc. But it looks like the choices were either snobs, hicks, lame, or boring. Snobby would even go better than fucking hicks… Be a little more creative if you’re going to take the time out to bash each state individually.

I second that ^

you’re pathetic. Fuck you, too.

I’M NOT A FUCKING HICK. SO FUCK YOU TOO, BUDDY.

unlike these other people i do fuck my many cows and don’t know how to drive anything but a 4wheeler. but may i ask why “icarly” is written on washington. i watch icarly too faggot. I WATCH IT TOO. I WATCH ITTTTT.

WEST VIRGINAAAAAAAAAA (like vagina not virginia) watches ICARLY.

ps: i’ll burn your house down you close-minded fuck.

 truth about PA

siouxsie-q:

indiehipster:

GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

IT’S CALLED SODA

NOT

POP

OMFG

I’M GONNA KILL SOMEONE

THIS GUY. ^

 come to pittsburgh and use the word ‘soda’ and see how hard you get laughed at.